Me tooth is all crooked,
As is m’eh blasted hook nose,
The bloody thing whistles,
Everytimes that I’se blows.
Gravity’s a beeotch,
Pullin’ down on m’eh rolls,
An’ when I’se wearin’ shorts ,
Me nuts hangs to me toes.
Girls swipe left at m’eh pix,
That’s howse it goes,
On me next dating profile,
I’ll superimpose.
What if I just said “Hi?”
Do you think she’d notice,
Maybe say Hi back,
Or will she ignore me,
Pretend she heard jack?
I could buy her a coffee,
See if she’ll stay,
Or take the drink gracefully,
And be on her way…
What if I smiled,
And shot her a glance,
Maybe some sweet talk,
Will get in her pants?!?
Wait, it wasn’t supposed,
To be like this,
She and her friend,
Just blew me a kiss!
I’m sitting her flustered,
Caught in a stare,
Should I just walk over,
and talk to the pair?
Instead I just pack up,
Head straight for the door,
Trip on my left feet and,
Fall flat on the floor…
“Are you ok?”
I heard someone say,
As I picked up my ego,
And just ran away!
Sitting in my car,
As if I could die,
What a novel idea
Maybe next time I’ll try…
What if I just said “Hi?”
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