How to Date Successfully Online

How to Date Successfully Online

Me tooth is all crooked,
As is m’eh blasted hook nose,
The bloody thing whistles,
Everytimes that I’se blows.

Gravity’s a beeotch,
Pullin’ down on m’eh rolls,
An’ when I’se wearin’ shorts ,
Me nuts hangs to me toes.

Girls swipe left at m’eh pix,
That’s howse it goes,
On me next dating profile,
I’ll superimpose.


Sammi Cox’s Weekend Writing Prompt #279.
Prompt Word: Superimpose | Word Count: 56
Date: 2022-10-01 | Tags: #weekendwritingprompt

Image: wolfepaw via Deviant Art.
Copyright 2022 Greg Glazebrook, All Rights Reserved.

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