there she stood
unkempt and crude
her family lines
a sickly brood
her sweats all stained
with God knows what
brown and smudged
across her butt
but in the light
of twilight time
hot damn, my Lord
she looked so fine
through the years
and many a stain
she stole my heart
my love she’d Gain
Chel Owens, Terrible Poetry Contest.
Challenge: Write a terrible poem about accidental love.
Date: 2022-09 | Tags: #terriblepoetrycontest
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Haha! It would make a great ad for Gain.
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Thanks Sadje, The Gain thing came as an afterthought, I was surfing Amazon and an ad popped up.
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You’re welcome 😂
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This is very clever, Greg. I love your resolution; it’s a great pun!
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