Hey Norm

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Hey Norm

“Hey Norm, what’s another term for a complete and utter idiot.”

“I dunno, why do you ask?” Norm replied.

“I have this friend who is a complete waste of skin but I need something stronger to describe him.”

“Try moron, dullard, numskull, doofus, chowderhead, oxygen thief, fuckwit, or nimrod; do I know this person?”

“Possibly,” I said before pausing momentarily.
“Hey fuckwit…”


GirlieOnTheEdge’s Six Sentence Stories #209.
Date: 2022-04-24 | Word: Term | Tags: #sixsentensestories

Photo Credit: NCIS – Season 4.
Copyright 2022 Greg Glazebrook, All Rights Reserved.

13 thoughts on “Hey Norm

  1. Doug Jacquier

    Here it would be something along the lines of ‘about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike’. If they were rich they’d be a LOMBARD – lots of money but a real dickhead. 😉

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    1. Gr8BigFun Post author

      “Lombard” has the feeling of being slow, just the way it rolls off the tongue. On a completely different tangent what is it about the word tongue, I know how to spell it but every time on first pass I add extra O’s and U’s and never in the same order. Lol

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