Content Warning: Course language.
Hey Norm
“Hey Norm, what’s another term for a complete and utter idiot.”
“I dunno, why do you ask?” Norm replied.
“I have this friend who is a complete waste of skin but I need something stronger to describe him.”
“Try moron, dullard, numskull, doofus, chowderhead, oxygen thief, fuckwit, or nimrod; do I know this person?”
“Possibly,” I said before pausing momentarily.
“Hey fuckwit…”
GirlieOnTheEdge’s Six Sentence Stories #209.
Date: 2022-04-24 | Word: Term | Tags: #sixsentensestories
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I don’t think Norm is an idiot with such a fantastic vocabulary
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Yeah but you know how men are, Norm probably drank his beer or something! 😜
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Lol!
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Oh snap!
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Oxygen thief is the best 🙂 Some people give you this feeling of suffocation.
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I am partial to ‘oxygen thief’. Over the years it has been used to describe a great number of people as they passed through.
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So, I’m not the only one 🙂
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My equivalent term is ‘waste of oxygen’!
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Just as effective…
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Here it would be something along the lines of ‘about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike’. If they were rich they’d be a LOMBARD – lots of money but a real dickhead. 😉
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“Lombard” has the feeling of being slow, just the way it rolls off the tongue. On a completely different tangent what is it about the word tongue, I know how to spell it but every time on first pass I add extra O’s and U’s and never in the same order. Lol
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New words for my vocabulary: “chowderhead, oxygen thief”
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A great collection of insults, I’ll be using some of those myself!
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