Da bins damn full of dem rats;
Dey filled it all up wid der shats.
Gone ruined da grain,
From hunger we ’ere slain,
Me should’ve procured dem damn cats
Written for Chel Owen’s Terrible Poetry Contest (2022/02/20) at chelowens.com
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Very funny!
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Honestly, Greg, this is really good. I know rats and ruining grain are bad, but the poem is great!
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Thanks Chel, a fun one to write for sure!
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