It is anniversary season at Greg’s Blog. A couple of weeks ago Five Word Weekly turned one. This week T-Shirt Wisdom flips the calendar for the first time. Happy Anniversary #gbtww. The next logical step would be to start selling these bad ass graphic tees… Never say never, but right now it seems too much like work.

I appreciate everyone who visits every other Wednesday to see what funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous graphic we’ve concocted. While the graphics are always mine, I admit that some of the tidbits of wisdom imparted may have been plagiarized from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but should be out there.

This one is for that Happy 1^st Anniversary. Ladies, a matching set for you and that whipped boy in your life is in order, (and for clarity guys, we are all whipped!)

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

Welcome to the spooktacular Halloween edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly plus the occasion bonus editon) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but should be out there.

Grab a handful of candy but keep your hands off my pumpkins!

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you believe should be pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but probably should be out there.

This one is a lollipop triple-dipped in psycho, just in time for Halloween…

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for August 16^th, 2023. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but probably should be out there.

At some point a “your mom sexual innuendo” t-shirt was going to appear, here it is…

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for August 16^th, 2023. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but probably should be out there.

Every day at work. When you work in a position that interacts with the public everyone has an opinion. Hate to say it the worst generally come from

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for August 16^th, 2023. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but probably should be out there.

We have all been here before…

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for August 30^th, 2023. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but probably should be out there.

I know that is not how things work in today’s society. Everyone needs to be included. Keeping with that spirit I wouldn’t want anyone to feel left out. Think of it as your participation badge!

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for August 16^th, 2023. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but probably should be out there.

Salads may be good at a picnic, except for Aunt Bea’s gloopy potato salad but let’s be honest they are not the life of the party.

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for August 2^nd, 2023. This hump day feature is exactly what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but they probably should be out there.

Generally, autocorrect is a good thing but there is nothing worse than trying to curse at someone or something only to notice autocorrect has struck. Of course, it’s too late because you have already hit <SEND>.

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.