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Blog Update + Some Lottery Humour

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Hi everyone, I have been away and I know you have all missed Greg’s Blog (come on, at least you can pretend you did!) Summer can be a busy time and the last week with my daughter’s fast-pitch championships, a couple of intense days of fermenting, canning and preserving strawberries, raspberries, asparagus and cucumbers, and a camping trip with family have kept me busy and away from my screens. Not to mention the hours that seem to vanish when having to entertain a seven-year-old. Love him dearly but I am ready for September and the start of school again.

Unfortunately, Sunday Digest and Four Line Fiction were not published this week. I do apologize if you follow and participate in Four Line, I thought I’d had a couple more of those ready to publish but apparently, I did not. As for all your efforts for the weekly challenges that did publish, I will get to all of them and ensure they get the normal shout-out in the next Sunday Digest.

In the meantime here is some funny lottery humour I came across and thought I’d share. The first part with the husband winning was the original version I’d seen but fair is fair, so I felt it super important to make a version where the wife had won…

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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2329)

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Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for July 19th, 2023. This hump day feature is exactly what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but they probably should be out there.

Nothing good can ever come from making plans…

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2327)

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Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for July 5th, 2023. This hump day feature is exactly what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but they probably should be out there.

A sure way to fish for a hug from your better half guys…

A message from the agent for the designer/author’s wife: I’m Gina and I wholeheartedly approve this message!

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2325)

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Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for June 21st, 2023. This hump day feature is exactly what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but they probably should be out there.

This one probably works better as a warning sign than as a tee but I get to decide what goes here.

FTR, it’s just humour. I do NOT advocate shooting trespassers. LOL!

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

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T-Shirt Wisdom – Father’s Day Edition (2323-2)

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Q: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
A: Sofishticated.

Welcome to a special Father’s Day edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This normal bi-weekly feature that appears on hump day has gone all Dad for this special edition. Check back every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) for another graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.

My little guy loves Dad jokes, laughing his @ss off when his Dad, ME, drops one. Such a joy to see him laughing although someday he will probably make fun of me!

Q: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it.

When two vegans get into an argument, is it still called a beef?

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

Q: How does a taco start grace?
A: Lettuce pray.

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Greg Glazebrook @ GMGPhotography

Dystopian Sunset

This image was shot over Lester B. Pearson International Airport near Toronto, Ontario at the peak of the northern wildfire smoke cloud that enveloped large portions of the Eastern Seaboard in June 2023. The image itself is an underdeveloped mess that despite its obvious flaws conveys an ominous window into a dystopian future.

Image was captured in June 2023 near Lester B. Pearson International Airport, Mississauga, Ontario
Equipment: Google Pixel 7 Pro (Rear Camera)
Settings: 19mm | 1/853 sec. at ƒ/3.5 | ISO11.
Additional processing via Adobe Lightroom/Photoshop.

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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2323)

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Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for June 7th, 2023. This hump day feature is exactly what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but they probably should be out there.

We’ve all lined up against an opponent like this before. If you have to think about perhaps you were that opponent and your weapon is duller than you thought!

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

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It’s June…

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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2321)

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Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for May 24th, 2023. This hump day feature is exactly what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but they probably should be out there.

My wife thinks I made this one specifically for her!

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2319)

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Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for May 10th, 2023. This hump day feature is exactly what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but they probably should be out there.

Y’all know you can all relate to this one!

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.

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