Category Archives: T-Shirt Wisdom

T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2409)

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but should be out there.

I like a little kink as much as the next person, but can we please keep it to the bedroom…

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you believe should be pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.


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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2407)

Welcome to a Valentine’s Day edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This hump (quite literally) day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but should be out there.

The sentiment of completion on this week’s tee is beautifully reinforced by the interlocking puzzle pieces… Wait, hmmm, much spicier than at first glance. Let me know when you see it?

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you believe should be pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.


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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2405)

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but should be out there.

Think nerds meet Anatomy 101. Thanks to the engineering department at Greg’s Blog we can provide our readers with this highly accurate orthographic representation of the female mammary glands. Ummm.. Yes… I said boobs!

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you believe should be pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.


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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2403)

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but should be out there.

Beep, beep, yes I do!

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you believe should be pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.


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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2401)

Do you struggle with New Year’s Resolution. I think I purposely pick ones that I know I can’t keep, and this week’s tee captures that sentiment perfectly. Welcome to the first edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday for 2024. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like, and I’ve cooked up something appropriate for the season.

Check back because I will post a new graphic every other Wednesday (bi-weekly). If I hit the mark, they will be funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but should be out there.

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you believe should be pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.


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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2352)

Welcome to the bonus Christmas Day edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This holiday edition is precisely what it sounds like. Just like the regular feature that goes live every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) this bonus is specifically designed for Christmas. The quote has been plagiarized directly from the chest of a woman I know however the design is entirely my own.

Hey Santa, it’s never too late to change…

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate and for those who don’t may the joy of the holiday season fill you with happiness!

Hope you enjoyed this Christmas Day edition. Your suggestions for future posts are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.


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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2351)

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but should be out there. This week’s graphic design is in keeping with the holiday spirit…

That Santa… I wonder if he put himself on the naughty list?

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.


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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2349)

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but should be out there.

I posted a mom innuendo T-shirt a couple of editions ago and Chel at chelowens.com mentioned in the comments that she had ordered a “Pregnant as a Motha'” in anticipation of a new Owens family addition. In celebration of boy number seven soon, I designed this graphic in four different colours. If you know Chel the baby blue is featured for obvious reasons. Congrats Chel.

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you believe should be pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.


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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2347)

Welcome to another edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. This hump day feature is precisely what it sounds like. Every other Wednesday (bi-weekly) I will post a graphic that is funny, poignant, witty, honest, crude, toothsome, with bite, or just plain old ridiculous. Some I’ll have plagiarized directly from a chest near you. Others may not have been spotted in the wild but should be out there.

Well, well, well, somebody came up a bit short…

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.


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T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday (2343 Redux)

Welcome to another bonus edition of T-Shirt Wisdom Wednesday. About a month ago I posted a clunky looking T-Shirt design. Trust me, it was not my best design, but I ran with it. In the aftermath Chel at chelowens.com commented on something of a better idea for the design…

…and so, I set out to redesign the graphics. At first glance at the comment, I mis-read “car” as “cat” and produced this…

Then I re-read the comment moments before publishing and caught my error. It was back to the drawing board and another tweak with a cute car, well a sparkly SUV, and I produced this…

I hope you enjoyed this bonus Sunday re-design edition of #gbtww. Let me know in the comments which you like the best. The original, kitten or SUV re-design?

Suggestions are always welcome. If you come across something you think is worthy of being pasted across someone’s chest and paraded around publicly jot it down and send me a message. If it makes the cut, I will whip up a graphic design template and use it in a future post. Any suggestions used will include a shout-out and link to your blog on the week it posts.


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